I need a theme, or a motto, if you will, to sum up this IVF adventure. As such, I need help. From you folks. How? I need your cleverness, as mine seems to be as dried up as my shriveled up ovaries are reputed to be. I say reputed because I am holding out hope, and lots of it, that they are going to come through for me in the next six weeks. OK, I'm getting a little off target here. Back on track.
I don't want to call this IVF#1 because even though it is, by specifing "#1" that implies that #2, #3 or #4 may be down the road. And that isn't going to happen. And that isn't me just talking trash right now. That is just how it is.
Here are a few thoughts that have crossed my mind:
IVF - Baby or Bust
IVF - Deal or No Deal
IVF - Maybe Mayer
OK, so apparently there are only two ideas that have crossed my mind. This is why I need your help. I'm begging you, please submit your ideas to me, in the comments section. I swear, it's really easy. Just go to the end of this post and click on comments and then do what it says. You don't have to have a blog to do this, and you don't have to sign up for anything. After I get some more ideas I'll list them in another post and open it up for a vote. And, the clever person submitting the winning theme will receive a highly coveted prize. So coveted, in fact, that I can't even mention it here. Coveted, I say!
IVF - I Vill (be) Fertilized :)
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't mind me asking, but why are you just doing one round? Is it a cost issue?
When Watson asked for suggestions, I listed some but she didn't use them...feel free to use them:
ReplyDeleteIVF#1: Because the 90's are over and I'm bored.
IVF#1: No "BJ Week" for 9 months
IVF#1: HOW BOUT THEM EGGS?!?!
IVF#1: Spending their college money early
IVF#1: I don't need no stinkin sex!
For some way better ones, check out her post and the comments:
http://mydearwatson.typepad.com/my_dear_watson/2007/02/thar_she_flows.html#comments
I'm not feeling too creative right now and I happen to like Liina's. But how about "IVF-The Next Step".
ReplyDeleteBecause it's not your LAST resort, it's your next step in this journey. I think this is how I would be thinking of it-- because only G-d knows how it's going to happen, you know?
I like Baby or Bust=) Cute idea!
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope you only need one round...
I think Heather's are funny and I'm not overly creative right now. But I was thinking you could make fun of Britney and call it "The One Where Kfed DIDN'T Impregnate Someone" or make fun of Nicole and call it something about a mission to prove not only anorexics get knocked up.
ReplyDeleteGoing with the game show theme: "Wheel of Fortune," perhaps?
ReplyDeleteI.V.F Therefore I Am
ReplyDeleteIVF - Baby on Board or
ReplyDeletebaby get on board or
baby better be on board.
ok, I'm losing it. They sounded fun before I wrote them down
Warning: I am in a weird mood. Yay for progesterone!
ReplyDeleteAhem.
IVF: Hey! Impreggo My Eggos!
IVF: Rugrat(Reproductive?)Roulette
IVF: My Sharps Container Gives Me Mad Street Cred, Yo.
IVF: Follicle Follies
IVF: Yeah, we wash our sperm. Like, who doesn't?
I also like Baby Or Bust.
I also thought of some movie refs, but Invitro Fertilization: And The Temple Of Doom didn't sound particularly positive.
Although In Vitro Fertilization And The Sorcerer's Stone is kind of entertaining.
Holy crap, I wrote a novel. Sorry!
I personally like the "Baby or Bust".
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